Directed :- Ashish R Mohan
Produced:- Vashu Bhagnani
Written:- Vrajesh Hirjee
Screenplay:- Kushal Bakshi, Ashish R Mohan
Starring:- Arshad Warsi,Jackky Bhagnani, Katrina Kaif
Music :- Rochak Kohli, Jeet Ganguly
Production company:- Puja Entertainment
Release dates:- 29 May 2015
Welcome To Karanchi Movie Dialogues, Quotes
Jacky - Shammi Mere ko bahut Gussa aa rha hai
Pehle patel bol ke mera visa reject kiya
Patel se Desai kiya maine
Desai ko bhi reject kar diya
Lekin main naa
Tu dekhnaa
Life time ka visa leke rahuga inse
Arshad- Tere ko America jana hai?
Hmm
Main Tere ko leke jaungaa
Kaise jayenge bol
Are visa to airport ke liye lagta hai pagal
Hum log boat se jayenge
boat se
Jacky- Ye Shammi bahut andhera hain
Hum mar gaye hai kya?
Pappa ne bola hai aise phatte huye kapde nahi pehnane chahiye
bad luck hota hai malum hai
Yaha pata nahi kya kya phata hua hai
Tere ko kapde ki padi hai
Chachaa mujhe vaccum cleaner chahiye
Bachcha kya uska baap bhi bahar aayega
Ye tune delivery karna kisse sikhaa
Rajiv Hirani se
What do i have to do so that you fine gentleman get out of here?
I want indian passport
and you
America and UK
Tere ko Chaiye?
haan ye to mere ko bhi chahiye
Iski shadi nahi huyee
Main Doctor nahi hoon
Hum log pakistani nahi
Hum log Hindustani hain
In Karachi
Without Passport
Without any documents
Ye boarder tere ko thoda chotta nahi lag raha hai kya
Mere ko to koi taar bhi nahi dikh rhi hai bhai
Arsad- Are India aur Pakistan ke bheech main hai
Saare taar chori ho gaye honge..
Jacky - Uncle Aap Youtube me dekho
Youtube Pakistan me ban hai
Kyaa
Skype
Ban
Ban
To uncle aap ke ghar pe 3G hai kya
Main to bol rha hoon katwa lo
Bahut paise bachenge
Sab kuch to ban hai
ha ha ha
What the Fafdaa Man........................!!
