Welcome To Karachi Movie Funny Dialogues By Arshad Warsi And Jackky Bhagnani

Welcome To Karachi Movie Funny Dialogues By Arshad Warsi And Jackky Bhagnani



Directed :- Ashish R Mohan
Produced:-  Vashu Bhagnani
Written:- Vrajesh Hirjee
Screenplay:- Kushal Bakshi, Ashish R Mohan
Starring:- Arshad Warsi,Jackky Bhagnani, Katrina Kaif
Music :- Rochak Kohli, Jeet Ganguly
Production company:- Puja Entertainment
Release dates:- 29 May 2015


Welcome To Karanchi Movie Dialogues, Quotes



Jacky - Shammi Mere ko bahut Gussa aa rha hai
            Pehle patel bol ke mera visa reject kiya
            Patel se Desai kiya maine
            Desai ko bhi reject kar diya
            Lekin main naa
           Tu dekhnaa
            Life time ka visa leke rahuga inse


Arshad- Tere ko America jana hai?
Hmm
Main Tere ko leke jaungaa
Kaise jayenge bol
Are visa to airport ke liye lagta hai pagal
Hum log boat se jayenge
boat se


Jacky- Ye Shammi bahut andhera hain
            Hum mar gaye hai kya?


Pappa ne bola hai aise phatte huye kapde nahi pehnane chahiye
bad luck hota hai malum hai
Yaha pata nahi kya kya phata hua hai
Tere ko kapde ki padi hai

Chachaa mujhe vaccum cleaner chahiye
Bachcha kya uska baap bhi bahar aayega

Ye tune delivery karna kisse sikhaa
Rajiv Hirani se

What do i have to do so that you fine gentleman get out of here?
I want indian passport
and you
America and UK
Tere ko Chaiye?
haan ye to mere ko bhi chahiye

Iski shadi nahi huyee
Main Doctor nahi hoon
Hum log pakistani nahi
Hum log Hindustani hain
In Karachi
Without Passport
Without any documents


Ye boarder tere ko thoda chotta nahi lag raha hai kya
Mere ko to koi taar bhi nahi dikh rhi hai bhai

Arsad- Are India aur Pakistan ke bheech main hai
           Saare taar chori ho gaye honge..


Jacky - Uncle Aap Youtube me dekho
             Youtube Pakistan me ban hai
             Kyaa
             Skype
             Ban
             Whatsapp
             Ban
             To uncle aap ke ghar pe 3G hai kya
             Main to bol rha hoon katwa lo
             Bahut paise bachenge
             Sab kuch to ban hai
             ha ha ha


What the Fafdaa Man........................!!





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