Kartik Aaryan Dialogues | All Time Best Dialogues of Kartik Aaryan

Kartik Aaryan Dialogues | All Time Best Dialogues of Kartik Aaryan

Kartik Aaryan Best Dialogues- Get all the famous and hit dialogues of Kartik Aaryan. He is one of the handsome actors of Bollywood who appears in many Hindi films, He made his acting debut with Pyaar Ka Punchnama which was released in 2011, directed by Luv Ranjan, this film was very famous and the dialogues of the film are really amazing. He already worked in too many Bollywood films like Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2 (2015) and Sonu Ke Titu Ki Sweety (2018), Both films were commercially hit and also received a great response from audience and critics. His latest film is  Luka Chuppi, It is a romantic comedy-drama film. Here we have collected the best dialogues of Kartik Aaryan which are selected from his different movie. 

Kartik Aaryan Dialogues, All Time famous dialogues of Kartik Aaryan

Kartik Aaryan Best Dialogues, Lines



Pyaar Ka Punchnama Dialogues


Problem yeh hai ki woh ladki hai......aur kya problem hai
Problem yeh hai ki main chahta hoon ki meri life mein koi problem hi naa ho
Lekin agar meri life mein koi problem naa ho Toh yeh uski life ki sabse badi problem hai
And bull shit she is worried yaar
Usse toh celebrate Karna chahiye
Because this is exactly what she wants
Seriously yaar Aaj kal jab Bhi wo mooh kholti hai
Man karta hai mooh mein kuch thuss doon
Trust me yaar 6 mahine mein I have had it all
Sab dekh liya maine
Abbe kaunsa pyaar, Kaisi relationship, Kaahe ki khushiyaan?
Relationship ka matlab hi yeh Hota hai to enter into your own happiness
Uske bad all you have to worry about is
Uski khushiyaan, uska birthday!
Uske kutte ka birthday
Uska new year jo kabhi tumhara bhi new year tha
Inn ladkiyon ko naa koi khush nahi rakh sakta
A happy woman is a myth
Tu batman wali ko dekh le
Saala jab tak batman nahi bana, tab tak bolti rahi
Tum toh kuch karte nahi ho
Naakara ho, napunsak ho
Main tum jaise insaan ke saath kaise reh sakti hoon
Jis din Bechara batman ban gaya
Uss din boli, tum Toh batman ban gaye
Arrey mujhe toh ek normal insaan chahiye tha
Main tumhare saath kaise reh sakti hoon
Sab saala naa in kahaaniyon ka dosh hai
Bloody Bollywood romantic masala
Ek ladka ek ladki dono ko pyaar hua, dono saath saath, film khatam
Iske bad ki story koi nahi batata
Iske bad ki kahaani main batata hoon
Iske baad ladke ne ladki ko 2 din hug nahi kiya toh problem
Hug Kiya to cheap ho rahe ho
Itna Bhi achcha Nahi lagta
Saali shopping khatam Nahi hoti inki
Pehle cushion Aaye fir curtains aaye
Cushion, curtain se match nahi kiye toh aur cushion aaye
Mere ghar mein mug itne hai ki unko bechne jaun toh mahine ka kharcha nikal aaye
Ek toh jo cheez kharidne jaayegi
Woh cheez kharid ke nahi aayegi
2-hafte dimag chategi ki table lena hai table lena hai
5-ghante mall mein bitaa ke ek sadi si chappal utha ke le aayegi
Aur Phir agle do hafte dimag chategi
Table Lena hai table Lena hai…
Office me kaam kar raha hoon
Phone aa jayega
Phone uthate hi bol deta hoon
Baat Nahi kar sakta
Kitna mushkil hai ye baat samajhna?
2 minutes kar loge to kya ho jayega
Arrey 2 minute kar lunga to tujhe kya mil jaayega meri maa
Thik se to kar paunga nahi
Aur iske baad I love you bole bina phone kaata to naatak
Sabse zyaada dimaag ki dahi is mobile phone ne ki hai
Katiya hi ghatiya invention hai saali
Trust me I say patta hai saala patta
Ek toh inke ad bhi dekho
Lo Ji 1 paisa per second
Aur phone karo.....Aur phone karo
Arrey call sasti ho jaane se baat thodi na badh jaati hai karne ko...Phir iska jawab unhe bhi do...Tumhare pass baat kyun nahi hai karne ko

You have lost interest in me
Tumhe hmm-hmm hi Karna tha toh maine tumhe phone hi kyun kiya ? Arrey meri maa mujhe kya pata tune mujhe phone kyun kiya ?Jaake Bharti Mittal se puch naa...Tujhe main bata raha hoon

Uss ad mein naa woh kutta nahi kutiya hai..Seriously shart laga sakta hoon
Wherever you go, we follow...Tujhe kya lagta hai...Columbus ko pata nahi tha wo ke India nahi jaa raha hai aur galti se pahuch gaya?

Nahi usko pata tha...Woh bechara toh kahin door jaana chahta tha
Biwi ke chakkar mein bolna pada India jaa raha hoon...Nahi toh 10 sawaal puchti
Kahaan jaa rahe ho...Kyun jaa rahe ho...Achcha tumhe pata bhi nahi kahaan jaa rahe ho?

Seedhe seedhe kyun nahi bolte mujhse kahin door jaana chahte ho ?Aaj tak bechaare ka mazaak udaati hai duniya...Office mein kaam kar raha hoon...SMS aajayega...I love you
Theek hai main Bhi SMS kar deta hoon...I love you too
Iske bad SMS pe SMS shuru
Abbe kaam kya karti hai office mein ?
2 SMS ka reply mat karna
Turant phone aayega

Phone mat uthaa...Toh 10 minutes mein message aa chuka hoga...I don’t think it’s working anymore
10 minutes mein Babu I love youse I don’t think it’s working anymore..And this is when they are not even down..Ab pata chala ye aadmiyon ko itne heart attack kyun aate hain...Aur yeh, gay bande itne successful kyun hote hai ?

Because they don’t have a woman to screw their happiness naa...Log kehte hai naa behind every successful man, there is a woman
True.......

But koi ye Nahi bataata ki behind every unsuccessful man, also there is a woman...Aur yeh toh koi bhi bata sakta hai naa ki unsuccessful logo ki taadaat...Successful logon se kayi guna zyada hai is duniya mein...Saala office me kaam kar raha hoon

Keh raha hoon late ho jaaunga...Toh khaana nahi khaayegi...Phir bhookhi so jayegi...Arrey main keh raha hoon khalo toh dikkat...Kya karoon Naukri chodd doon?

Phir saale ghar jaao..Pehle inhe manaao inhe khilaao...Inke baad khud ki bhookh toh waise hi mar jaati hai...Inn sab ke Baad bhi insaan kisi tarah...Kone me jaake shaanti se baitha hua hai naa chup chaap..
Ghadi ghadi
Kya soch rahe ho???
Arrey kuch Nahi soch raha meri maa
Yeh soch raha hoon tera mooh kaise band karoon
Kya soch raha hoon
Camera laga doon dimag mein
Iss sab ke baad
We never talk....We need to talk...I don’t think it’s working any more.....And main Tujhe bata raha hoon

You cannot discuss anything with a woman...Because they call it a discussion..But any discussion with a woman is an argument...Aur argument mein toh tu boss unn se jeet hi nahi sakta

Because of hum aadmiyon ki ek basic need hoti hai..To make sense in an argument...Ladkiyon ko koi farak nahi padta...Sense jaisi bekaar si cheez ki wajah se woh...Argument kaise haar jaye...Ek toh aaj ki baat pe argument aaj hoga hi nahi...Aaj ki baat pe jhagda hoga 2 mahine baad...Yahaan saala yaad bhi nahi hota hai 2 mahine pehle hua kya tha ?

Ladkiyaan bacha ke rakhti hain...Yeh chota hatiyar nahi...Yeh bada hatiyar hai...Isse badi ladai mein use karenge...Tu kabhi try kar liyo khud ko sahi saabit karne ki...Tujhe lag hi raha hoga ke iss point se tu apni baat ko saabit kar lega..Lekin tabhi ek awaaz aayegi...Ungli neeche karo

Tune dhyaan bhi nahi diya hoga...Lekin tumhari nadaan si ungli unki taraf point kar rahi hogi...And suddenly , the whole argument will flush down the gutter...Aur mudda ye reh jaayega ki

How dare you point a finger at me? Kisne banaya yeh rule

Kisne? Saala woh beech argument mein tumhe joota phek ke maar de toh koi dikkat nahi

Lekin tum unki taraf ek ungli point kardo
Saara mudda khatam...Wo sahi tum galat

Shaadi se pehle woh nagin been kyun bajta hai, haan...Kyun ki band wala bhi tumhe chetawani de raha hota hai ki kaun aa raha hai tumhari zindagi mein...Inka signature tune hai woh..Ab yeh bata woh kya karne aayi thi tere paas yahaan..Same cheez main karoon toh

Uske Kisi friend ko call karke..Ab yeh problems ginaau toh...Kahegi achcha tumne meri friend ko call kiya.Hmm hmm

Tum unki sympathy gain karna chahte ho ? Why don’t you go and sleep with her? It’s ridiculous yaar !!
Kartik Aaryan Dialogues, All Time famous dialogues of Kartik Aaryan


Pyaar Ka Punchnama 2 Dialogues


"Har ladki ki life mein ek umar aati hai jab usse realise hota hai ki ab uski life ... ek driver, ek bodyguard, ek naukar aur ek ATM ke bina nahi chal sakti ... aur ab ladki itna sab kuch toh afford kar sakti nahi na ... toh ladkiyan dhoondti hai Boyfriend"

"Shaadi mein sabse important cheez kya hoti hai ... maang bharna ... aur aadmiyon ka toh kaam hi hai aurat ki har maang bharna"

"Har ladki ka siyapa hai ki I love surprises ... jab ki asal baat yeh hai ki women hate surprises ... they just love the opportunity to pretend to be surprised"

"Shaadi shuda aadmi hamesha office ke liye late kyun ho rahe hote hai ... kyun ki joh time pe uthte hai woh baat karne mein late ho jaate hai ... aur joh samajhdar hai woh uthte hi late hai ... ki saala utho, tayaar ho aur bhaago"

"Woh tumhare maa baap ke baare mein kuch bhi bol le ... koi tension nahi ... tum unke maa baap ke baare mein zara si ek line bol do ... toh 3rd aur 4th world war dono ek saath ho jayenge"

"Bribe is an institution started by women ... kyun ki inke pass joh dene ko rishvat hai woh kabhi khatam nahi hone waali ... aur hum saale rishvatkhor apni maraaye jaa rahe hai ... isse toh acha hai saala apne haath se hi shaadi karlo"

"Koi bhi baat tum inhe samjhao ... majaal hai joh samajh aa jaaye ... wohi baat inka ek best friend samjha de toh ek minute mein samajh aa jaati hai"

"Har aadmi ka fundamental right hai hugte hue sochna"

"Aaisa kabhi nahi hoga ki tum do lakh kama rahe ho ... aur woh maa baap ke pressure mein pachaas hazar waale se shaadi karle"

"Abhe tu Titanic waali ko dekh le ... chal maana ki lakdi pe ek aadmi ke fit hone ki jagah thi ... toh pandra-pandra minute ki baari nahi le sakte the"

"Inka sabse bada chutiyapa yeh hai ki inhe sex ke baad bhi baat karni hai ... meetha khane ke baad koi soup peeta hai kya?"

Luka Chuppi Dialogues

"Jaati na poocho saadu ki, pooch lijiye gyaan ... mol karo talwar ka, pada rehan do myaan

Get More Dialogues of Luka Chuppi 


Kartik Aaryan Dialogues, All Time famous dialogues of Kartik Aaryan

Sonu Ke Titu Ki Sweety Best Dialogues 

"Duniya ke har chutiye ko lagta hai...Ki uski wali alag hai"

"2 saal mein 24 mahino mein 104 hafton mein 102 hafte rulya hai isne...I hafte per  saal ki khushi ka average kaunse relationship mein hota hai"

"Pyaar mein log andhe hote hain....Chutiye nahi ho jaate"

"Iss duniya ke har chu*iye ko lagta hai ki uski wali alag hai ...Aur tere mooh se yeh alag hai sunke mujhe yakeen ho gaya hai ki "L" lagne wale hai"



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