Ready Movie - Salman Khan
Directed : Anees Bazmee
Producedv: Rajat Rawail, Bhushan Kumar
Written : Nisar Akhtar
Dialogues : Sajid-Farhad
Story : Gopimohan, Kona Venkat
Starring : Salman Khan, Asin, Paresh Rawal, Mahesh Manjrekar, Roshan Abbas, Puneet Issar
Music : Pritam
Production company : T-Series
Release dates : 3 June 2011
"Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna ... I, Me and Myself "
" Main modern zamane ka kutta hoon ... wooow wooow wooow"
"Agar aap chuhe hai to ye billi hai ... agar aap billi hai to ye kutte hai ... agar aap kutte hai to ye tendua hai ... agar aap tendua hai to ye sher hai ... agar aap sher hai to ye haathi hai ... agar haathi hai to ye dinasaur hai dinasaur"
"Chaudry's plus Kapoor's equals to Chapoors"
"Main jaanta hoon pyar andha hota hai ... lekin shadi sabki aankhen khol deti hai"
"Iss honey ke liye toh main moon tak jaane ke liye tayyar hoon"
"Boyfriend girlfriend se darta hai, girlfriend cockroach se darti hai, cockroach chuhe se darta hai, chuha billi se darta hai, billi kutte se darti hai, aur kutta aadmi se darta hai ... Aur aadmi aurat se darta hai ... vaise hi jaise villain hero se darta hai"
"Abhe main unmein se hun ... Joh machli ko dubo ke maar sakta hoon"
"Jab tak love story mein baadhayein na ho ... woh love story, love story nahi"
"Ek baar kaam karna shuru kardoon ... No income, No tax ... Kya ? no income tax"
"Main yahan rishtey jodne aaya hoon ... Haddiyan todne nahi"
"Aap logon ko upar waale ne bheja toh bheja ... lekin bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja"
"Upar waale ne isse dharti par bheja hi is liye hai ... taki yeh dharti ka bhoj bada sake ... aur yeh maatha is liye diya hai ... taki hamare maathe par yeh kalank laga sake"
"Mujhe toh nihayati khurrat plus kamini honhaar biwi chahiye" - Salman Khan
"Pehle samjhao baat ... nahi samajh mein aaya ... toh do kheench ke laat"
"Tu na apne chehre pe "Welcome" likhwa le Darwaaze ka sada hua doormat lagega tu"
"Ganda hai par dhanda hai ... Aur gundo ko sabak sikhane yahi funda hai"
"Yeh toh mafia ke baap hai ... Ek nevla toh doosra sanp hai ... agar dono mil jaaye toh killer shark hai ...lekin dono angutha chaap hai"
"Apna hone se koi apna nahi hota ... Apno ko apnaane se ... apna, apna hota hai"
"Bina kuch kiye lene ke dene padh rahe hai ... Agar kuch by chance kar liye toh lene aur dene dono padh jayengen"
"Abhe saale khud ka thopda dekha hai ... National TV pe dikha de ... toh pure desh ki nazar utar jaaye"
"Jiske paas family support hai ... usse koi deport nahi kar sakta"
Hello Guys, We sharing some beautiful funny and comedy dialogues of Ready Movie. This is a Bollywood action romantic comedy film. Salman Khan and Asin has palyed main lead role and others Paresh Rawal, Mahesh Manjrekar, Roshan Abbas, Puneet Issar had in supporting role. This movie is directed by Anees Bazmee and produced by Rajat Rawail. This is a remake of the 2008 Telugu film, Ready directed by Sreenu Vaitla starring Ram and Genelia. This is a very comedy and funny movie. The movie is full of comedy scenes. The movie has also many funny dialogues. All are very famous and popular. Here I have collected some best funny and popular dialogues of this movie Ready.
Directed : Anees Bazmee
Producedv: Rajat Rawail, Bhushan Kumar
Written : Nisar Akhtar
Dialogues : Sajid-Farhad
Story : Gopimohan, Kona Venkat
Starring : Salman Khan, Asin, Paresh Rawal, Mahesh Manjrekar, Roshan Abbas, Puneet Issar
Music : Pritam
Production company : T-Series
Release dates : 3 June 2011
Bollywood Ready Movie Funny And Comedy Dialogues Lyrics
"Zindagi mein teen cheez kabhi underestimate nahi karna ... I, Me and Myself "
" Main modern zamane ka kutta hoon ... wooow wooow wooow"
"Agar aap chuhe hai to ye billi hai ... agar aap billi hai to ye kutte hai ... agar aap kutte hai to ye tendua hai ... agar aap tendua hai to ye sher hai ... agar aap sher hai to ye haathi hai ... agar haathi hai to ye dinasaur hai dinasaur"
"Chaudry's plus Kapoor's equals to Chapoors"
"Main jaanta hoon pyar andha hota hai ... lekin shadi sabki aankhen khol deti hai"
"Iss honey ke liye toh main moon tak jaane ke liye tayyar hoon"
"Boyfriend girlfriend se darta hai, girlfriend cockroach se darti hai, cockroach chuhe se darta hai, chuha billi se darta hai, billi kutte se darti hai, aur kutta aadmi se darta hai ... Aur aadmi aurat se darta hai ... vaise hi jaise villain hero se darta hai"
"Abhe main unmein se hun ... Joh machli ko dubo ke maar sakta hoon"
"Jab tak love story mein baadhayein na ho ... woh love story, love story nahi"
"Ek baar kaam karna shuru kardoon ... No income, No tax ... Kya ? no income tax"
"Main yahan rishtey jodne aaya hoon ... Haddiyan todne nahi"
"Aap logon ko upar waale ne bheja toh bheja ... lekin bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja"
"Upar waale ne isse dharti par bheja hi is liye hai ... taki yeh dharti ka bhoj bada sake ... aur yeh maatha is liye diya hai ... taki hamare maathe par yeh kalank laga sake"
"Mujhe toh nihayati khurrat plus kamini honhaar biwi chahiye" - Salman Khan
"Pehle samjhao baat ... nahi samajh mein aaya ... toh do kheench ke laat"
"Tu na apne chehre pe "Welcome" likhwa le Darwaaze ka sada hua doormat lagega tu"
"Ganda hai par dhanda hai ... Aur gundo ko sabak sikhane yahi funda hai"
"Yeh toh mafia ke baap hai ... Ek nevla toh doosra sanp hai ... agar dono mil jaaye toh killer shark hai ...lekin dono angutha chaap hai"
"Apna hone se koi apna nahi hota ... Apno ko apnaane se ... apna, apna hota hai"
"Bina kuch kiye lene ke dene padh rahe hai ... Agar kuch by chance kar liye toh lene aur dene dono padh jayengen"
"Abhe saale khud ka thopda dekha hai ... National TV pe dikha de ... toh pure desh ki nazar utar jaaye"
"Jiske paas family support hai ... usse koi deport nahi kar sakta"
