Director : Abbas - Mustan
Producer : Ganesh Jain, Ratan Jain & Abbas - Mustan
Starcast : Kapil Sharma, Elli Avram, Simran Kaur Mundi, Manjari Fadnis, Introducing Sai Lokur, Varun Sharma ,Arbaaz Khan,Jamie Lever, Supriya Pathak, Sharat Saxena & Manoj Joshi.
Music : Tanishk Bagchi
Banner : Venus Records & Tapes LLP And Abbas Mustan Production Pvt.Ltd
Release Date : 25th September, 2015
Kis Kisko Pyar Karoon Movie Funny Dialogues / Kapil Sharma, Elli Avram / Varun Sharma And Arbaaz Khan
Gaur se dekhiyee iss Aadmai ko..Chehare se masoom dikhne wala.....Ye praani....Teen Teen Biwiyon ka pati hai,
Kapil Sharma- Agar teeno jara bhi bhanak lagi na..Ek dusre ki ya to khud mar jayegee..Ya to mereko maar dalegi.
Bhagwan aisa pati sabko dee...Aisa mat bola karo baby..Bhagwaan kabhi kabhi sun bhi leta hai.
Come on jai..thoda to Romantic hua karo..Thoda thoda kar ke..Phir bahut ho jata hai.
Main soch rha hun..inko sachin tendulakar ki gaane ki CD laakar dun
Par Sachin gaata kahn hai, Par ye Sunta kahn hai..?
Kapil:- Bada has rha hai 8-8 Inch ke dant nikal ke, Meri life ko Bhelpuri bana ke
Bhelpuri khayega....Kyoun Budde...Kyuon budde....Cute Buddhe..Aisa budde market mein milte kahn hain.
Varun:- Teen gale padi Biwiyon ke alawa...Shiv Ram krishan ki Ek girl friend bhi hai,
Ek baat ka kyal rakhna Kisi aurat ka ghar mat todnaa..Tere issi vachan ke chakkar mein
Shaadi ki 28ai vachan nibhane ki nauvat aa gayi hai Maa, Shaaddi ke 28is nahi 7 Vachan hote hain
Ha to jo aadami chaargunaa pyar karta hai..To uske liy 7x4=28 vachan hua na...!
Madam mere sahaab ka underwear geera tha, ye underwear tumhare nahi iss ghar ka sahaab ka hai
nahi vo mere sahab ka hai, Are main apne husband ki underwear nahi pahchanugee, Ha to main apnee sahab ki underwear nahi
Pahchanugee kya..Roj to main hi sukhati hun....Kya ?
Aur suanooo...Sunauuun
Kidde padegen ke apko
Sale bandook ki nok pe bahan chipka dee aapne...hah..hah...Mera khana ho gya
Vaise bhi main diet pe hun, Diet pe kyuo ho,
Tum duniya mein kyuo ho, Har saal itni nayi nayi bimariyan lauch hoti hai,
Koi bhi pakad ke nikal lo,
