Chashme Baddoor Movie Funny Dialogue And Shayari

Chashme Baddoor Movie Funny Dialogue And Shayari

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Chashme Badoor Movie



Chashme Baddoor is a comedy film directed by David Dhawan and relesed in 2013. The film stars Ali Zafar, Siddharth, Taapsee Pannu and Divyendu Sharma in lead roles. It released  is a remake of the 1981 film of the same name (Chasme Baddor).






Directed By- David Dhawan
Written By-Sajid - Farhad
Story by- Sai Paranjpye
Starring- Ali Zafar, Siddharth, Taapsee Pannu
Music - Sajid Wajid
Release date- 5 April 2013

Chashme Baddor Movie Hits And Funny Dialogues Lyrics



1

Pachaas pachaas kos door jab raat ko gaon mein baap jagta hai ,toh beta bolta hai ki - "dad soo ja varna mere jaisa ek aur aa jayega"

2

Wife ne poocha husband se, ke sach kaho kitno ke saath soye ho? ... husband bola, soya toh bus tumhare saath, baki sehkadon ke saath jaga poori raat

3
Kashmir na koi le sakta hai aur Kashmir na koi de sakta hai ... Kashmir mein bus teen din aur do raat ka honeymoon package ho sakta hai

4
Agar tum safed sari mein laal bindi lagakar aa jao ... toh maa kasam ambulance lagog

5
Woh mili mujhse Heer ki tarah ,taste mein thi woh kheer ki tarah ... aur dil ke paar hui woh teer ki tarah

6
Pyar agar pant hai toh dosti chaddi hai ,pant agar phat bhi jaye toh chaddi izzat bachati hai

7
Aurat bhi kya cheez hai ... kuch kaho toh muh phula leti hai ... aur kuch karo toh pet phula leti hai

8
Madhuri ki muskaan, Juhi ka jadoo, Sridevi ki shararat ... aur dhaki hui Mallika Sherawat

9
Na suhaag hai na raat hai, phir bhi suhaagraat ka scene nazar aata hai ... believe it or not, har kutte ka din aata hai

10
Is vidya ke mandir mein ... yahan vidya ki murat hai toh wahan vidya ka bhashan hai ... magar afsoos is baat ka hai ki hamare paas "Dirty Picture" ki Vidya Balan nahi hai

11
Bomb woh thi blast main ho gaya ... bina ruke kisi station par yeh slow train bhi fast ho gaya

12
Yeh chaand bhi kya ghazab dhahta hai ... bachpan mein mama aur jawani mein apne hi bache ki amma nazar aata hai

13

Ek minute ki value kisi ek olympic runner se pooch ... ek minute ki value toaster mein jalte hue slice se pooch ... unatees minute ke baad delivery karne waale pizza boy se pooch

14

Tu hi Seema ka sacha He-man hai ... tune chaddi bahar nahi pehni toh kya hua ... tu hi uska Superman hai.

15
Yeh Seema woh hai jiski koi seema nahi ... aur yeh Seema woh hai jiske character ka koi bima nahi.

16
Hum toh ghante hai lekin woh khatre ki ghanti hai ,saali China ka maal hai nah guarantee hai na warranty hai.

17
Aaj se main tera kambal tu meri razai ,main tera Honda tu meri Hyundai ... main tera langot tu meri neck tie ,main tujhe salaam karta hoon bhai.

18
Yeh shakal se H20 hai aur akal se H2SO4 hai.

19
Life mein teen cheezo ko kabhi underestimate nahi karna chahiye , love, sex aur dhokha.



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