Tanu Weds Manu Returns Movie Funny And Famous Dialogues / Kangana Ranaut & R.Madhavan

Tanu Weds Manu Returns Movie Funny And Famous Dialogues / Kangana Ranaut & R.Madhavan

Tanu Weds Manu Returns is an upcoming Bollywood Hindi romantic comedy film directed by Anand L.Rai. The film is a sequel to very popular movie Tanu Weds Manu (2011), in which stars Kangana Ranaut and R. Madhavan reprise their roles from the original. Kangana Ranaut is also playing the additional role of a Haryanvi athlete in the film. Tanu Weds Manu Returns is scheduled for release on May 22, 2015.



Tanu Weds Manu Returns Movie Dialogues Collection, Some Funny Dialogues Delivery By Kangana Ranaut, All Funny Dialogues Collection Of Upcoming Movie Tanu Weds Manu Returns Movie

Movie Credits:-

Directed - Anand L. Rai
Produced - Kishore Lulla, Anand L. Rai
Written - Himanshu Sharma
Starring- Kangana Ranaut, R. Madhavan
Music -Vayu, Krsna
Production company- Eros International
Release dates- May 22,

Tanu Weds Manu Returns Movie Dialogues Collection



Kangana- What u do for a Living?


I was foreign it from In Hyderabad.


Madhavan- Papa main divorce de dun kya ?
Kangana- Halat dekhi hain..Adrakh ho gya hai ye Aadami....Kahin se bhi badh rha hai
Madhavan - Ha to shaadi se pahle Hrithik roshan tha kya ?
Kangna- Kya-Kya sapne dekhti hai ek ladki jab Love marrage karti hai to ?


Nai....Never
Kya..kya...kya.....Kya soch rhe ho
hanso mat bde bhaiya,,ye tanu Ji nahi hai ...nahi hain.




Kangana -Hamara nam hai h .. Kumari Kusum Sangwani..Yo hamri saheli Pinky.
                Hum Ramjas College Delhi University me Padhu Chu.Sport kote se admission liya,
                National level ka Athletes hun...Jila Jaychar ....124507 aur phone no dohun ko na.. !


Kangana- Kya karr rha tha..Yun bayan faila ke..Yu jagas se Shahrukh Khan bannna ki.


                 Ap jo hai na Ek bar jakar Kusum se baat kar lo,
                 Darwajaa khula hi rakhna ji !


Jimmy-     Ab Utro ghodi se, hum ek baar chadh nahi paayeinYahn ek bar Ghodi pe chadna Naseeb                       nahi hua,Ye sale Ghodi pe hi ghum rhe hain tab se..!
         


Madhavan- Pahle bhi Sherwani pahni hai, Ghodi pe baitha hun,
                    Kisi ke sath saat(7) phere le chuka hun,
                    Mai pahli bar pyar me nahi pad rha Tanu..!


Pappi- Agar in laundonko a chal gaya ki hum iss ladki ka peecha kar rahe hai,
            Maar maar ke hamari peepni Baja denge

Manuu - Peepni?


Pappi -  Peepni nahi Pata , arey wo bachpan mai gudda nahi hota tha neeli aakhon wala jisse pichkao              to pee pee karti hai


Tanu -  "Kya Sharma ji, hum thode bewafa kya huye, aap toh baddchallan ho gaye"!


Tanu- " Waah Sharmaji, Reebok nahi toh Reebuk sahi"?


R Madhavan

Arey maine apni biwi ko hawas ki nazar se nahi dekha, dusro ko kya dekhunga main.


Sex kon sa sex, Pichle saal 2013 me bhaiya dooj ke time hua tha ye sex..

Arey maine apni biwi tak ko hawas ki nazar se nahi dekha dusro ko kya dekhunga main..


Pappi Ji

Humari shaadi jo hai na aapki shaadi ke liye demonstration ka kaam karegi.

Dilli ka aadha pollution toh aashiko ki wajah se hain.

Tum kya Salman Khan ho jo tumhe commitment issues hain.

Pehle bhi aapne iski lugai hadap li thi.

Humari colony ki do nikkar wali ladkiyon ne hume propose kiya hai, tumhari wajah se humne unhe mana kar diya.

Acha suno, pyaar nahi toh karlo.

Raja Awasthi

Saala, original bhi wahi rakhe aur duplicate bhi?

Tum miya biwi jindagi jhand kar di ho humari

Dialogues of Mohammed Zeeshan Ayyub (Chintu)

Hasrate lucknow, basrat-a-kanpur, surmayi hai bareilly aur katilana rampur


Apki shadi me apki ghodi ke sath ek dusri ghodi bhi aayi thi, To kya hai ji wo ghodi wapas aa gayi hai..

Saat phero ki to baat hai tanu ji, Dubara lene me ghis thodi jayengi.


Banno tera swagger laage sexy....Banno tera swagger laage sexy ....Laage Sexy


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